Hi Vincent, talking of Paul Sherratt yesterday reminded me of his "Doing to Camra Crawl" which I never learnt but can remember some parts of.

"Any evening and day, north south east or west they say
you'll find us all, doing the camera crawl"

The remainder of that but is too jumbled in my mind although other bits remain.

"20 pints of Holts, 20 pints of Holts
you've just been sick on the floor
shouldn't eat curry, I've told you before
If you're in a hurry that ways the door
20 pints of Holts"

"I'm emptying my eighth I am
emptying my eighth I am I am
I got pickled in the pub next door
where I've been pickled many time before
and every one was a Boddington's, Boddington's
wouldn't have John Willie lee's or Samuel …. Smiths
I've had seven full pints of Boddington's
and I'm emptying my eighth I if!"

Wonder if anyone can provide more.