Just thought of another bit of Paul's Camra Crawl. This was in response to station buffets being allowed to sell alcohol.

"I'm forever drinking Ruddles
drinking Ruddles dulls the brain
they serve it draught, how we are laughed
British Rail trains will send you daft
I will soon get puddled, standing in the rain
because I'm forever drinking Ruddles
and I've missed the bleeding train"