Prefer the "next week" version - it's like my "are you in a hurry?" story 15 Apr 20 - 10:15 AM

A young nun was woken up one night by an ethereal voice saying "This is The Virgin Mary - there's a man climbing over the Convent wall"
She gets out of bed, looks out of the window and can see nothing amiss, no she goes back to sleep
A little lter the voice comes again, "This is the Vigin Mary, there's a man creeping across the grounds and heading for the chapel"
She gets out of bed, creeps downstairs, opens the front door and looks around - nothing, so she goes back to bed
Half an hour later, the somewhat distraught voice comes again,"This is Mary, the bastard's in the chapel"
Jim