Hahahahaaaaaagh! Backwoodsman!! At least I know what a 'wedgie' is!! When I lived and taught in Glasgow, I never heard the term 'Weegie', although I prided myself on my beautiful Glasgae accent and all the vocabulary picked up from my pupils. Very different to that of Edinburgh, where I studied and also taught for a time.

Rap, you made me think of the Proclaimers' song 'I could Walk Five Hundred Miles' - is that what you were referring to?

When life returns to normal, we're hoping there'll be Morris dancing to watch around Norfolk. Missed it so much, especially the Sheringham Potty Festival, which won't be taking place this year :(