Actually, I used to think I was alone, until the gorilla showed up. He used to hang around outside and tap on the windows at night. It was pretty spooky. Finally I let him in one day, and I haven't been able to get rid of him since. It's not too bad, except that he eats all the fruit, and hogs the couch. He seldom showers, so the water bill has hardly changed.

All in all, though, I think I preferred being alone on the whole. (sigh!)

The upside is, when telemarketers call I refer them to the gorilla...he seems to enjoy "talking" to them.

- LH