In deepest Australia I had gotten into the habit of taking koalas and soaking them in hot water, then drinking the water before it cooled off. Nobody else liked it, there were bits of fur and other gross things...

Because...


The koala tea of Mrrzy is not strained.

(A peace corps volunteer told this story at my house in the 70's, and was appalled when I didn't get it at all, as we didn't read Shakespeare in French school.)