Gnu asks, Are they like birds? If I sprinkle some of this salt on his tail, like this, he won't be able to fly, right?.....

The local constable grabs gnu by the arm, saying, OK, son, you're coming with me. "

"What's the charge, officer?

" a salt and Bat-ery, son.... "

"What's up' with the batter? Shake him. See, if there was any battery there, he doesn't seem to have any charge!


"You've got a point there. Case dismissed! Sorry, can I by you a beer?"

With that, the bat shakes his head, shakes his tail and still wondering where the extra, noise is coming from, leaps into the air flaps his wimgs, flies right into a wall, and with a jingle and thud, falls back unconscious again.

The constable and gnu order a round of Turkey Turd beer at the bar.....