African Man and the Old Lady hurry outside and gently help the dazed bat to wake up. They lift it back into the Tavern and offer some excellent Glenfiddich whisky and a newly-toasted crumpet.
Comfortably installed on the sofa, the bat begins to smile. Phew!
Meanwhile, African Man unlocks a large door, opens it wide and reveals a warm sunny beach, with wavelets lapping and some comfy sunbeds in a row.
The Tavern folk stroll out and apply suntan lotion on their bare bits.
Some have a paddle, some are playing volleyball and others are considering a long swim.
Squiddy is delirious - this is better than a jelly pit!
In the distance on the beach, a row of very pretty African ladies appear, performing the Mapouka...