You'll get very bored if you insist on seeing flattop's papers. All they say is Genu-wine Nice Guy. If you want real fun, you have to talk with him on the phone. He has the most adorable and VERY MANLY giggle! I know that sounds like somewhat of a contradiction-- and that, he most assuredly is. An individual's individual, and a very nice man. (He's not really Orillian.)

BesBud, bitch you be, and unreconstructed, which is why youse so damn lovable.

~Sisty Ugler