Just when you thought it was safe to fo in the water - not quite PC
A man walking through the forest sees a little man standing with his arms around a tree - inrrigued, he asks him wjat he is doing
He is told, "I'm a tree-measurer for the Forestry Commission - it's my job to measue and record the girth of all these trees
The man asks, "Can I have a go ?"
"You can, of course"; he stands aside and lets the stranger take fis place; when he wrapps his arms around the tree, the little man whips outt a pair of handcuffs, slaps tem around his wrists, drops he trousers and gives him a good seeing to - then walks off
The amn is left distraught, with his trosers around his ankles for a couple of hours, when another stranger comes along - he explains his predicament
The man unbuttons his flies and says, "Aren't you a little old to believe such nonsense from strange men ?"
Jim