MMario sent me a Noteworthy file of this song, to the tune of "Turkey in the Straw." I very reluctantly admit that the lyrics almost fit the stune, but they sure aren't the traditional tune for "Dummy Line." Can anybody send me a Noteworthy file of the real tune? The tune I know sounds like the "Beverly Hillbillies" and uses the "Little Willie Jones" verses, and I suppose that's not right, either. Can anybody come up with a tune - from an authoritative source?

-Joe Offer (joe@mudcat.org)-