Hi, Never thought about using turkey in the straw.(Although I have been tempted to try camels in the blender) Sorry. Just foolin' around.
Seriously though, as serious as I can be after two shows back to back and it's 2:00 in the a.m. Yukon time, I'll try to show the chords that Micheal Cooney used.
Each bar is seperated by a slash. In the key of "C", of course.

C/
On the dummy line the...
G/
Dummy line,
G/
Rise and shine on the...
C
Dummy, Dummy line
C/
Rise and shine and...
F/
Take your time, when you're...
C/
Ridin' on the Dummy,
C
On the Dummy...
G/ Dummy...
C
Line.
The verses follow the same pattern as the choruses.
Hope it helps.
Cheers, Owl.