Cast aside?

How do you apply this lotion and how many times a day and where? Does it last long enough to see us through our Tuesdane through Sundane tasks as well? Is it flammable or merely flim-flammable like some of your previous recommendations? Is it sugar or alcohol free and certified organic? Would Trump recommend injecting it? Would mould you recommend injecting into Trump? What are the known side effects?

Doc Savage,
Man of Bronze & Brainze