OH fuck....This place is looking more and more like a cemetery.

I didn't know him well, but he was always funny in the old hearme and other such chatrooms. I remember he sang an Ewan MacColl Parody and I just about pissed myself laughing. I know several of his parodies were/are in Aine's old songbook, if that's still being kept up.

It's not as beautiful as the pieces shared above, and may be slightly inappropriate...but it was him.

The Manchester Wanker
By Micca

I 've been out bird pulling, and with the lads bulling
about all the chicks that I've shagged
The yarns that I've told would make you feel old
as with all the others I've bragged
but give me a large box of tissues
And a warm place to place my behind
and rather give up hand shandies
I think I would rather go blind

Chorus
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
from Manchester way.
I get all my pleasure the solitary way
I may be bash my bible on Sunday
But I bash my bishop on Monday

The girl three doors down is a bit of a clown
She wears the most sheer underwear
I know 'cos I've felt it and touched it and smelt
While it hung on the clothesline to air
I asked her out to the pictures
By calling her up on the phone
But I shot my load in her knickers
While lying in bed all alone

Chorus

I went out with my neighbour who tested vibrators
She was built like the terrible hulk
She spent more on batteries than you could win in the lotteries
And she bought Man sized tissues in bulk
But there was one drawback to marriage
She dribbled when chewing the cud
And rather than shagging this woman
I'd rather be pulling my pud