Trump Warns Farmers That Gun Control Will Leave Their Potatoes Defenseless

President Donald Trump offered an unusual warning to Virginia farmers on Tuesday, suggesting that their potatoes might be at risk and they will need to be armed to protect those spuds.

“We’re going after Virginia, with your crazy governor, we’re going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment. You know that, right? You’ll have nobody guarding your potatoes.”

Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam (D) fired back on Twitter

    " I grew up on a Virginia farm, Mr. President—our potatoes are fine. And as the only medical doctor among our nation’s governors, I suggest you stop taking hydroxychloroquine."

Yeah, but what about Virginia's Turnips???

Trump really is a complete furking idiot for all seasons.