A woman, booked into a large hotel, called the reception to complain about a man exposing himself. When the manager arrived, she pointed out of the window to the block opposite, saying "Look! He's walking around completely naked with the curtains open."

"To be fair, Madam", said the manager, "you can only see him from his chest up".

Back came the shrill reply "Stand on the table. STAND ON THE TABLE!"

DC