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Thread #167099 Message #4055900
Posted By: Mrrzy
29-May-20 - 06:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things *so* literally.