The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #31176   Message #405679
Posted By: Amergin
24-Feb-01 - 10:40 PM
Thread Name: Additions To Mudcat Storytellers' Page
Subject: RE: Additions To Mudcat Storytellers' Page
Well, Aine....here you go...if it doesn't fit in with the format you had in mind...that is quite alright...

A Few Moments In the Life Of a Dog

He calls me from my slumber..... "Hungry baby girls!! Are you hungry baby girls!!!......I jump up from my safe little nook under the coffee table....run into the kitchen....where he stands there shaking a big bowl of food.

He sets the bowl down....I stick my head inside.....sniff a quick whiff....look back up at him...I think...."you expect me to eat that? Pigs eat better tasting slop than that."....but knowing it will do no good to complain....I commence eating...crunch.....crunch....crunch...Oh good he has his face stuck back in that computer....I run into the utility room....I smell it...a fresh one...mmmm....I get into the catbox....good there it is....LUNCH....I take it out into the livingroom.....Uh oh....he's looking back....he's getting up....he's rushing towards....fuck I dropped my turd....he kicks at me....softly but enough to push me abit......you asshole.....if you would feed us better I wouldn't have eaten that turd....Oh boy....he's yelling now...."Poops outside, poops outside"....the other three dogs go running to the back door...I run out with them into the cold pouring rain...I sit there looking up at him....he glowers down..."off the porch, off the porch"....i slowly hop down the steps....looking back at him....eyes watering....silently pleading.....he watches me go around the back corner of the house....I hear the door shut...I run back up the steps....standing there.....yapping...."let me in you prick!!".....the door opens.....he stands there yelling again...."get off the porch!!"....I stumble down the steps...looking back at him....in sorrow and in anger...."you go poops outside, asshole"...I think at him....he yells again....I run around the corner....ah the door shuts again....I dash back up the steps....i begin to sing...."let me in!! let me in!!".....he opens the door...."oh, alright you can come in now"....and four soaked bodies rush through......I shake myself....crawl back under the coffee table....and sleep.......