Down by the bank of the hanky panky
Where the bullfrog jumps from bank to bank singing
Eeep Op Eeep Op Skiddle diddle kernel pop
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson makes me gag
Coca Cola messed me up
Now I'm drinking seven-up
Seven-up has no caffeine
Now I'm drinking gasoline
Gasoline ran out of fuel
Now I'm drinking Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew fell off the mountain
Now I'm drinking from the fountain
Yesterday the fountain broke
Now I'm drinking plain old diet coke