Heard it this way in 1961:
The girl stepped out into the dark
the wind blew through her nighty
The moon shined off her naked tits
Oh Jesus Christ almighty
She jumped into bed and covered her head
And I said I could not find her
But I knew damn well she lied like hell
when I saw her weiner grinder
I fucked her once I fucked her twice
I fucked her once too often
I broke the mainspring in her ass
and now shes in a coffin.