Och, Big Tim, Come On Man! These jokes are so old they could do with Carbon Dating. Most of them are recycled Yorkshire Jokes and, as we say, a Yorkshire Man is a Scot with all the charity squeezed out of him. I'm no much for tired old Haggis Jokes either. You don't hunt sausages so why pick on haggis just because it is round. If you're daft enough you eat it, if you're canny you sell it to the English in posh supermarkets and get them to eat it. We call it Braveheart's Revenge.