I am no longer a criminal!

Well, I am. I am a bank robber. I put on my mask and went into a local branch and asked them to put their hands and hand over all the money. The cashier just laughed and called to the other staff saying, "I've got another joker here!" I shouted and waved my gun about but they all just creased up with laughter. In the end I just walked out in disgust.

This new government edict about wearing masks in shops is hitting some professions harder than others.