"WHAT I WON'T DO IS HAVE A UK POLITICS LIKE ARGUMENT"

You can't, partly because you are totally Trump-obsessed and partly because US politics is so infantile. A lusty argument is good for the soul in spite of the many potential pitfalls. But it helps if you predicate your input on having your information accurate and on knowing what you're talking about. You should try it some time, instead of doing your cod-sarcasm when you're called out.