I started my 'puter this morning and it said: "Your cookie is corrupt" -- the reason I guess is that I signed on at work also y'day, or maybe some other reason, but it tickled my fancy to think that my "cookie was corrupt" -- I've been accused of a lot of things, but never that!

Anyways -- I got a long drive to work in the morning, so I made this up while waiting for the traffic to move:

COOKIE IS CORRUPT
(by Chuck Cliff -- a Gilbert and Sullivan tune will do)

When I woke up this morning,
     with nothing else to do,
I thought I'd go to the "Mudcat"
     and check out what was new.
I booted my computer,
     I got my browser up...
But when I pushed the button
     -- my COOKIE WAS CORRUPT!

All day, I've gone 'round mumbling,
     "My God, what shall I do!"
I've heard of cookies crumbling,
     but can this be true?
I know I was connected,
     and there was coffee in my cup.
But when I pushed the button
     -- my COOKIE WAS CORRUPT!

Some folks will go to heaven,
     the rest will go to hell;
Just which will host the most,
     it's kind of hard to tell...
The only thing I need to know,
     when my time is up,
Is: no one's gonna tell me --
     "your COOKIE IS CORRUPT!"

I've been living in this world
     for nearly sixty years
I've shared a little heartache,
     I've choked back some tears
I've seen both sides and there's been times
     I've thought, "I've seen enough!"
Believe me man, it hits the fan
     when your COOKIE IS CORRUPT!

rgrds CrzyBrd