I took the bodhran comment as bait and wasn't going to fall for it, but since others have now mentioned it, yes, you do need full command of both hands to play it, and - surprise, surprise, DH, - you CAN get a tune out of it!
But I do hope you find something you can play, Naemanson: the dulcimer has a lovely sound, so hope you can find a way to play it.