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Thread #116508 Message #4075862
Posted By: Joe Offer
18-Oct-20 - 02:25 PM
Thread Name: ADD lyr/chord:How Everyone But Sam Was a Hypocrite
Subject: ADD: How Everyone But Sam Was a Hypocrite
HOW EVERYONE BUT SAM WAS A HYPOCRITE (Dave Cousins)
Half (have?) a bitter for the vicar, he's here to save your soul He's looking fat and jovial though he's nearly on the dole Anne Reilly cooks his dinner, she keeps him washed and fed She doesn't need much prompting to jump into his bed
CHORUS And they all think they're so grand Yes they all think they're so grand Yes they all think they're so grand But they're not, oh no they're not.
Dr. Watson drinks large whiskeys, he's nearly always high He supplements his income aborting on the sly Mrs. Thompson is an angel in the W.V.S. Her meals on wheels are very cheap and she cooks the books for less
CHORUS
Sammy Cohen is the bookie, sitting over there Drinking three-star brandies, he doesn't seem to care No one wants to know him, they say he's been inside They say his dear old mother committed suicide
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Dr. Watson charged Anne Reilly a 50 guinea fee For Mr. Thompson's peace of mind as far as I can see Mrs. Thompson envies Annie cooking for the preacher And everyone thinks Sam is a quite disgusting creature But if the truth was known it would shake all their foundations It seems the preacher lives on Sam's anonymous donations