Arrrghhh! I hope never to have to use those skills, again, Spud, BUT, with the Shrub and his outloook, ya never know. Just found this quote, I am assuming by Daddy Bush, our president de facto:

"The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at."
--George Bush, on the Alaska pipeline