MONDAY'S EXPERTS
(Weddings, Parties, Anything)

Yeah yeah yeah
Do you see what I mean

Monday's experts
Always know what's best
Always tell you what you should've done
Monday's experts
Always know what's cooking
How the game was lost and how it could've been won

When Monday comes around
Everyone's an expert in my town
Monday's experts
Yeah yeah yeah
Monday's experts
Yeah yeah

Well I see them up the shops, I see them down the street
And when I go up the pub, it's nearly everyone I meet
They're saying I should've done this or I should've done that
But by the time they're finished talking, well my beers are getting flat

When Monday comes around
Everyone's an expert in my town
When Monday comes on by
Everyone's an expert to this guy
Well Tuesday, Wednesday, I don't mind
Thursday, Friday talking blind
Saturday, Sunday not so bad
Monday comes, it drives me mad

Monday's experts
Talking in the tearoom
In the workshop and the office, talking all around the place
Monday's experts
Hey they've always got the good oil
Pity you can't put a bet on at the finish of a race

When Monday comes around
Everyone's an expert in my town
When Monday comes on by
Everyone's an expert to this guy
When Monday comes along
Everyone's an expert on my song
Monday's experts
Yeah yeah yeah
Monday's experts
You see what I mean
Monday's experts
Yeah yeah
Monday's experts

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--Stewie.