A short and sweet one from the Kiwi songbook:

LITTLE TOMMY PINKERTON
(Anon)

Little Tommy Pinkerton the fat boy
Went to see his uncle Brown
And when he was leaving his uncle gave him
A brand new half-a-crown
Tommy felt very thirsty
He went to the very first shop
Had six lemonade and a dozen ginger beer
Then there came a great big pop
More work for the undertaker
Another little job for the tombstone maker
At the local cemetery they were very very busy
With a brand new grave for Tommy's fragments

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--Stewie.