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Thread #168994 Message #4083053
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
12-Dec-20 - 05:19 AM
Thread Name: unusual versions of the foggy dew
Subject: ADD: Batchelor's Song (foggy dew)
I posted the following in a 'parodies' thread back in 2004:
BATCHELOR'S SONG. unattributed
When I was a Batchelor I lived in a tin with a hundred bright green peas My grandmother said to keep from sin you must not part from these But then one day the lid came off Horizons loomed in view And a very obscene little brown baked bean said "I'm coming in with you".
I said to the little obscene baked bean I like your flipping sauce To which she said "I'm very well bred Heinz 57 of course" She wept, she cried, she damned near fried and said "What shall I do? So I pulled her in the can just to save her from the pan and the threat of the Irish stew.
Now I am a Batchelor I live in a can with a hundred khaki peans And when I clap my hands they march around the can singing we're a lot of in-betweens Reminds me of the bad old days when I lived with my bright green brothers Now I'm doing very nice just ignoring the advice given me by my grandmother.
Taken from the Bangor (N.Wales) Scout & Guide club songbook (pub March 1970)