Think I'll just stuff my dough under the mattress then, Dick...

Some of the most ethical investments can be made with Sharia-compliant companies. For example, they never invest your money in gambling, pornography, alcohol or tobacco companies and they don't speculate in extreme-risk investments of any kind. They pay "expected-profit" rates rather than interest (same thing in effect) and, for small to moderate savers, offer some of the best returns. New products are carefully vetted by a supervisory board before they are offered to savers to ensure that they are Sharia-compliant. Like other savings accounts, they are protected by the FSCS. Not just for Muslims, either!