The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #168402 Message #4087676
Posted By: Stewie
12-Jan-21 - 07:28 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Australia-New Zealand Songbook
Subject: RE: Rise Up Mudcat Songbook - Australia
THE BALLAD OF FERGIE McCORMICK (Marcus Turner)
Now, Fergie McCormick was walking one day When he noticed a building on fire The screams of a woman could plainly be heard Through the flames as they soared ever higher The trembling lady was clutching a baby The building was ten stories high It could plainly be seen that both she and the child Were most certainly doomed for to die
Now the firemen were there with their ropes and their ladders And holding a big trampoline Though they tried to enourage the lady to jump She was patently not very keen For the babe was too small to survive such a fall And so she refused to let go What could they do, they were right in the stew As they helplessly gazed from below
The up stepped the hero - ‘Tis Fergie McCormick’, he cried ‘Throw your baby to me Fear not I will catch it, from death I shall snatch it And safe in my arms it will be’ Now, the big fullback's arms and his masculine charms Allayed all the young mother's fears She cried, ‘Bless you Fergie!’ Then tossed her child over the edge, as her eyes filled with tears
Now, the rest of this story will long be remembered In legend throughout all the land For there, on the ground, as the crowd gathered round The wee babe landed safe in his hands ‘He's rescued the child’, said the crowd, going wild The excitement was plainly too much. As they all stared in wonder, with a swift up-and-under He kicked forty metres for touch
I first heard the joke some decades ago told in a pub session by Ted Egan. In that telling, the hero was an AFL high flyer by the name of Safe Hands Flanagan who bounced the babe three times and kicked him through a bakery door. The story is also often told with a soccer goalie as hero.