I've been biting my lip here, but I couldn't agree more, Raggytash. If yanks find his stuff funny, well I can say is that it explains everything that's wrong with America. Seven posts, eight now, and not a laugh in sight apart from Georgiansilver's ancient one. I mean, for God's sake. I hardly have the energy to conjure up a joke meself. "Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains!" "Hmm, I thought you looked a little drawn..."