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Thread #169184   Message #4088635
Posted By: Charley Noble
18-Jan-21 - 01:28 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Pardons for Sale or Rent (after King of
Subject: Lyr Add: Pardons for Sale or Rent (after King of
In the next day or so Trump will be issuing pardons to the highest bidders, which reminds me of Roger Miller's old song "King of the Road." Feel free to contribute a verse or two. Here's a start:

Pardons for sale or rent,
Rooms to let fifty cents;
No wifi, no pool, no pets;
No subpoenas is what you gets!

Cheerily,
Charlie Ipcar