King of the Hype
Tune = King of the Road

New York City, borough of Queens, upwardly successful by all means,
European women & bankruptcies…income tax deficiencies.
Rode “The Apprentice” when he could, all the way just like we knew he would,
A busy man with game plan…King of the Hype.

Little buddy Kim Jong-un, North Korean honeymoon,
Used to call him “Rocket Man”…until he cut and ran,
Tried Ukrainian “Quid pro Quo,” impeachment followed apropos,
A wily con, he hung on…King of the Hype.

With Corona Virus, he would fail big,
Tried to deny it, tried to renege,
Election breached, twice impeached he never concedes, he gives

Pardons to those who pay, get ‘em quick before he goes away,
Five years of pushing lies…still briefed by Putin’s spies.
He likes insurrections & QAnon, golden showers kinda turn him on,
A lousy friend with no friends…King of the Hype.