Lyrics to the song above

Chorus:
What we ganna do?  What we ganna do? 
What we ganna do with the Wuhan Flu?
Everybody’s doomed, ‘cept me & you
So what we ganna do with the Wuhan Flu?

1.  Wor lass has got a cough & she’s tekken t've her bed
I’m not so grand meself so I’m sitting in me shed
I’m self-isolatin' ‘cos I’m feelin' very frail
With a vegan steak bake & a crate of Brown Ale
Chorus

(Y'e knaa what wu've got t'do..)
2.  Batten down the hatches, move your bed downstairs
There’s not a penny left in ya Stocks & Shares
Or run screaming down the street with ya hands in the air
And spend the kid’s inheritance like you just don’t care!
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(I’ll tell you what I did…)
3.  I said to the gaffer, ye knaa this cough
It’s spreading like the plague & I need a week off!
‘Cos I shook the hand of a lad wheizee mother
Got the bus to Blaydon with me best friends brother!
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(I’ll tell you what we've  aall got t'do….)
4.  Wash your hands, sing happy birthday twice,
Or count Boris Johnsons kids, that works just as nice.
And if you get infected I suggest that you try
To stick you head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye!

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