We always sang

Down by the river on the hanky pank
where the bullfrog jumps from bank to bank
saying EIOU
your mama stinks and so do you
so ping pong ding dong
your daddy smells like king kong
on your feet and on your toes
your brother wears pink pantyhose
coca-cola cole fills you up
now we're talking 7up
7up has no caffeine and
now we're talking billie jean
billie jean blew up the school
now we're talking really cool
really cool is out of sight
now we're talking dynamite
1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10