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Thread #31454   Message #409269
Posted By: catspaw49
01-Mar-01 - 11:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: PMS Horror Stories
Subject: RE: BS: PMS Horror Stories
So Fiddlebum.....Where'd you go for Barbeque? Damn but at times I really miss Nashville!

Now I admit I'm no spring chicken anymore because I can remember when bacon, eggs, and sunshine were all good for you! I also notice a change in this whole menstrual thing over the years. It used to be that we allotted about 3 or 4 days for it, but then along came the discovery of PMS which stretched things to 10 days or more in some cases. Fortunately, as Blake Clark once remarked, when women got PMS, men got ESPN. The problem with that is that the legal system agreed that PMS gave women a license to kill. Unfortunately, ESPN gave them a reason.

Lately, I've heard that a new PRE-PMS thing has been found that extends the "death zone" to as much as 3 weeks! ESPN2 is not going to help either. I KNOW this is a problem and I'm overjoyed the male of the species doesn't have to go through it monthly, but uh...............How do y'all feel about Speedvision?

Spaw