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Thread #73391 Message #4094243
Posted By: GUEST,Steveass2004
22-Feb-21 - 05:26 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: My Father Kept Two Rabbits
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Father Kept Two Rabbits
Father had two rabbits. One was a belgian buck.
He sat them on the table to see if they would...
Father's gone to market to buy two dozen eggs,
22 in a basket and two between his...
Linda's in the garden, eating Fish and Chips.
Along came a bumblebee and stung her on her...
Twice we sent for the doctor, his name was dirty dick.
He came along with a 12 foot pole and stuck it up her...
Country horses are the best, they can carry coal.
And what they cannae carry they shove it up their...
Holy Moses had a dog, his name was dirty dick.
He had a pimple on his ear and a pimple on his...
Prick my finger, prick my thumb. Thats not very nice...
I can't remember the rest of this version. It was passed down from grandad, to uncle to father to me.
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