The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #169175   Message #4094523
Posted By: Donuel
23-Feb-21 - 07:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2021
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2021
I was suffering and recovering from a hot chili accident. I shoulda known I was in trouble when they demanded I sign a waiver before I tried the Atomic Chili Challenge.
Meanwhile in the news: Half a million die in US, details at 11.
As for white supremacists and Nazis, they're not so wicked. They just want to mess with us a little, have a few laughs, you know shake us up. They won't be too hard on Democracy, just drown our cage a bit, rattle our chains, bust our balls, you know have a few kicks. Burn and Shoot is a B&S they understand giving lynching a comeback, destroying somthing symbolic and forming a new Confederate nation. Small shit like that.
Q may not have been right about all Democrats being pedophiles but they seem to have been spot on about Woody Allen. What Confederates want is slavery and reparations to pay owners back for all the $ they lost when slaves were virtually freed. In todays money a slave cost as much as a base Mercedes. (NO Economic freedom and lots of black voter obstruction still abound) The new Republicans can still be the S Law ghter and Oder party and remain the deficit spender masters of the Universe whether Trump is alive or dead or both. No one has done more to women, Democracy and the culture of the easy lie than Rush Limbaugh. The real right wing heroic legacy will belong to Rush and his 40 year career in preparation for the former fake reality TV star and Fuhrer of the 20% who will believe anything all the time.


...so thats some satire off the cuff, how bout a new joke Steve?