Roger Penrose and Bill Gates plan to pass on the sum of their knowledge and interactive intelligence onto a super computer. Joe Biden plans a book and Boris Johnson will have a phone app version for posterity.Trump said he will never die.

“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

In this time of pandemic no one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead, people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drove by blasting “Another One Bites The Dust” on his CD player
The family was offended, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.