Well, Howard, it's as well to remember that we got half the yarn and very little context for the allegations. As I've said before, a friend of a friend of a friend who knows Harry very well thinks that he's, er, not the sharpest knife in the drawer...

As for who's entitled to be a prince, etc., I know nothing of the rules and don't give a damn. What's in a name...? They've got more than enough dough to get round any restrictions that not being a prince might impose (I wish I had). I once worked with a bloke who was an important African tribal chief. We all had a lot of fun with that, including him...