Now that most pupils are back at school, there has been quite a serious incident with what people here are now calling 'Bloody BamBam'. He appeared outside the school gates at our village Primary School this morning as the children were arriving and tried to force his way in. The teachers had to come out en masse and try to get him to go away (he wouldn't!) so they shut the school gate and only opened it to let each child get through.
He attacked several mums, pushed over some babies in their pushchairs and in the end the Headmistress phoned his owner.
She arrived on horseback (!) but even she couldn't get Bloody BamBam to follow her home.
The Police were called and made her fetch her horsebox. Lots of folk surrounded the deer and pushed him into the vehicle.
I think this is the end for the Beast, and he will have to be contained or re-homed.
Oh Deer! (sic)