Customs declarations have to be completed for goods sent everywhere outside the EU. It therefore follows that, as a minority of the electorate sold the majority down the river by voting to Leave the EU, our membership of the EU Customs Union has ended, and we are required to follow the same rules that apply to all other countries outside the EU, which means that Customs Declarations must be completed.

Just another little thing that the Blond Buffoon, the Lying Scottish Viper, and The Wide-Mouthed Frog didn’t put on the side of their God-forsaken big red bus.