Family circumstances have kept me away from mudcat for most of the last 2 months.
But buggered if I was going to miss
dropping in here
after today's news headline...

Though, just my luck, it seems I've missed too many
of the best deleted comments and insults..

I'll have to guess how predictably amusing they were..

(Pfr, royal correspondent for Scrumpyshire).


Psst.. anyone want to buy some collectible royalty tat mugs, plates, books, and VHS tapes..
Also bags of newspaper and magazine clippings available for a knockdown all-in price...???

If only I hadn't just unintentionally used a bag of my inherited 1990s royal front page headlines newspapers
to mop up the bathroom floor,
after the toilet had overflowed with a deluging tsunami of brown floaters water..

My heartfelt apologies Princess Di fans...

But at least British royalty were put to some good practical use for a change