Our Sal's nu bonnet...
It's got areath o roses round it and a feather right downt back.
She wentu church last sundi, and all folks studup and laught.
Parsun sed "this is a place of wurship not a flower show".
Well our Sal got right reaurst and sed "My nu hats better than thar bald hed, nowt init, nowt on it, would you like a featehr outa my nu hat?"