As if Trump's #1 pretty boy Matt Gaetz thinks we will believe him , he has a brand spanking new fiance' from Fiancesondemand.com.

He trotted her out for the press today. Awkwardly she had to introduce herself. Did he forget her name?

Cartoon, much like Guiliani, Mitch McConnel in a floral dress walked to the microphone and said "I am not a bitch"