GOOGLING IN WINDOWS by Chris Clarke,(former mudcatter Canberra Chris), Shiny Bum Singers (Tune: Doggie in the Window)

Chorus:
How much am I Googling in Windows
Or checking ebay for a sale?
How much am I Googling in Windows?
It's fun when my work has gone stale

I once found a site for playing marbles
The top ten from 1903
A fan club for Elvis Presley's tailor
And bought fairy lights for my tree

I sold my grandfather's model tractors
To someone in Dallas-Fort Worth
And sent, for a horoscope for workmates,
The time and the date of their birth

I found lots of heritage tomatos
Swap seeds from Saigon to Peru,
I typed in my lover's name and found there
An intriguing reference or two

I found that my boss's name is also
A stud horse in Berkshire, UK,
A down-market suburb in Chicago
And a convict in Botany Bay

video of Patti Page singing Doggie