PARODY FOR GLADYS by Dale Dengate, 2021. tune - Oh Mary Don't you weep Pharaoh’s Army got drownded = Liberal party got downded ...

So many possible lines. John would have had a ball.

Oh Gladys! What a stuff up you made
With dodgy Daryl as your pillow mate.
It was greed for cash that drove his trade
Poor Gladys took his bait.

Oh Gladys! What a fool you have been
With dodgy Daryl for your dalliance man
With cash for visas he was very keen
Oh Gladys; not that man!

Oh Gladys! at corruption you baulk
But dodgy Daryl's changing zones on the land
Trusted him with his pillow talk
And stuck your head in the sand.

Oh Gladys! what a fool you have been
Let dodgy use you as a tool for his gain
Greed as his passion was all to be seen
Oh Gladys, you’re insane.

Watching the painful decline of a once-respected premier Gladys Berejiklian's open embrace of pork-barrelling completes the transformation of a once-respected leader into a premier who presides over a state of sleaze.