Nice time for a thread on Bruce, with the big honour tomorrow night and all. And since you brought it up... Bruce has two sets of autobiographies I think. One states he was born in Ottawa, the other in Pembroke, Ont. just up the valley a ways. I figure his pap was stationed at CFB Petawawa, the military base right next to Pembroke, so I assume he was born in Pembroke and moved quickly to Ottawa thereafter (not unlike our favourite shock-comic Tom Green). I've never quite been able to figure it out. If anyone knows, or if Bruce is online today, maybe I can finally get an answer.

And in the Star's defence, they once said I had 23 albums, where I actually only have 22, because one is too scratched to listen to anymore. So they got it half right.